Jon Speelman: Castles by the trees and Fluffy Ducks

by Jonathan Speelman
8/3/2026 – In his latest column, Jon Speelman moves from Hatfield House and Queen Elizabeth’s Oak to a series of chess puzzles, with rook endings, defensive choices and a spoof opening line among the themes. He also introduces the idea of a "Fluffy Duck" opening, inspired by an advocaat-based cocktail, and invites readers to suggest a suitable variation! | Photo: Puredrinkology

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Queen Elizabeth's Oak

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I'm starting today with a position which Jonathan Mastel showed me a fortnight ago. This was at "Folk by the Oak", the annual one-day folk festival at Hatfield House a few miles north of London, which is named after the oak tree which Queen Elizabeth was supposedly sitting by when she was informed that Queen Mary had died - and so she had ascended to the throne.

That oak has died but been replaced by another which my wife and I were sitting quite near to, seeking shade on the very hot Sunday of the World Cup final.

Jonathan often goes there separately, and we met up for some of the time and chatted during the many intervals. He had seen this diagram on another site where it wasn't flagged up as being especially surprising, though there is a lovely sting in the tail.

Jonathan left me with the position and wandered off for a while, and I got some of the solution but not all of it. To begin with, I thought that White must be in trouble since Rb4 certainly doesn't help, but then I realised that White can set up a mating threat. I wasn't immediately sure whether the rook should go to d7 or e7 since I did then find the defence which almost draws. But of course, if Re7, then Black can immediately draw with checks.

So I'm giving you the first move, which is 1.Rd7. See what you can do with it, and the complete answer is in the .pgn below.

This new, young tree stands on the spot where tradition says Elizabeth I learned of her accession as Queen on 17 November 1558 | Photo: Alex-David Baldi

Continuing with rook endings, I don't think I've shown this here before. It's White to play - he must deal with the back rank in some way since the passive 1.Rb1 will surely lose. The obvious choice is between 1.g3 and 1.h3. What is your first reaction, and which one do you think actually is correct? (Obviously this is far too complicated to be analysed remotely accurately from the diagram, but you may realise why one of these two moves might fail.)

This is from the Bundesliga a couple of years ago. Black's most obvious choices are ...Ke5 or ...Kg5. Which would you play?

The glorious Fluffy Duck

Decades ago, when he was proprietor of the British Chess Magazine, Murray Chandler produced a one-off spoof - not the BCM. Sadly I can't find my copy at the moment, but it included articles such as "Blunder of the year" and this wittily insulting diagram.

This was an opening line purportedly played in games between vegetarians such as Mastel and myself.

A couple of months ago, my son and his wife went to Amsterdam for a weekend and very kindly brought me back a bottle of Advocaat. Half a century ago at the European Junior in Groningen (one of the worst tournaments of my life) we sometimes used to drink snowballs – advocaat and lemonade - at a time when, if memory serves, the lemonade cost more than the booze. When I opened the bottle, bereft of lemonade, I found some orange juice in the fridge and added it later to discover that this cocktail, sometimes with the addition of gin and/or vermouth, is a "Fluffy Duck".

We already of course have the Dragon and the Monkey's Bum - and the Fluffy Duck is self-evidently a terrific name for a chess opening which ideally should look wimbly but carry a hefty potential (alcohol fuelled) punch.

My first thought was 1.e4 e5 2.Nf3 Nc6 3.Nc3 Nf6 4.a3, which has been tried by many top players, but regrettably this is apparently the Gunsberg Variation. So I wondered about 4.h3 instead which has also been tried by many of the top guys and I think may not yet have been named, though apparently it was popularised by Anish Giri (who appropriately is Dutch).

Anyway, I wonder whether readers have other suggestions for the glorious Fluffy Duck, so I am opening up the comments below for your suggestions.

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Bent Larsen (1935–2010) was the greatest chess player in Danish history, and for a time, the second-strongest player in the Western world behind Bobby Fischer. Between 1954 and 1971, he won the Danish Championship six times, and achieved numerous international tournament victories throughout his career. 
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Jonathan Speelman, born in 1956, studied mathematics but became a professional chess player in 1977. He was a member of the English Olympic team from 1980–2006 and three times British Champion. He played twice in Candidates Tournaments, reaching the semi-final in 1989. He twice seconded a World Championship challenger: Nigel Short and then Viswanathan Anand against Garry Kasparov in London 1993 and New York 1995.
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