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It seems that the modern tournament player cannot get by without having at
least a working knowledge of the ways one can extract the maximum out of a chess
game. If this involves cheating, well, what the hell! Let us cover the basics
now so that we are all prepared.
Right at the start you should know that an accomplice is usually quite useful.
If one can afford a windowless van with a large antenna in the car park so much
the better. The accomplice may signal or utter appropriate sounds throughout
the game to alert one to the right course of action or move. Examples:
1. Touching parts of the body:
- Rubbing finger on left nostril – play 1 d4
- Finger on right nostril – play 1 e4
- Pick nose – play 1 g4
2. Wearing odd items of clothing:
Glasses
- Glasses off – play on the queenside
- Glasses on – can't see a bloody thing
- Glasses on/off – attack the enemy King
- Glasses upside down – far too much wine with lunch.
Shirt
- Red shirt – go for mate on the kingside
- Green shirt – a quiet, positional game is the key to victory
- Polka dots – only random complications can win the day
- No shirt – very bad online poker session
Headgear
The modern chess cheat cannot get by without an appropriate item of headgear.
Here's what the Grandmaster about-town is wearing if he wants to shoot up the
rating list.
- Poker visor/baseball cap: Probably has Fritz 10 wired in there with the
obligatory bluetooth device. Almost certainly getting extra advice from the
guy in the car park who in his spare time hacks in to civil defence systems.
- Deerstalker: Favoured by players over 2700. Plenty of room for several programs,
a mainframe and access to cricket scores worldwide, the weather and shipping
forecasts.
- Rastafarian Wig: Linked up to an analysis team in another part of the world
on a beach who are using the latest in satellite navigation to beam through
the best moves. Possibly accompanied by a large bottle of rum.
3. Noises
Various sounds in the tournament hall are accepted as a matter of course. The
accomplished cheat stations him/herself close to the latrines so that additional
options are possible.
- One pull of the chain – good, carry on with what you are doing
- Two pulls of the chain – be careful
- Three pulls – what a crap move that was
- Four pulls – I'm in trouble here, please call for assistance immediately.
Coughing/Wheezing/Other
- Several loud staccato bursts of coughing followed by a choking fit –
the Slav with 4...a6 will have him struggling
- Two long foghorn-like humming sounds, and then a loud cough disrupting the
entire round – 26...Bg3 is a winning sacrifice.
- Waving and gesticulating accompanied by shouting "38 Nf5 wins outright!
I just checked it on Shredder" – Probably 38 Nf5 should be considered.
I'm sure you appreciate that the list is endless and we have a radio show
to discuss. But the full guide will soon be available from the Andrew Martin
Chess Academy. Miss it at your own cost.
Serious chess
Meanwhile, miles away from all the scandal, we have some excellent games from
the Bundesliga for you.
Which are important, knights or bishops? The following game attempts to solve
the riddle:
Naiditsch,A (2663) - Nataf,IA (2589) [B30]
Bundesliga 2006-7 Berlin GER (7), 02.01.2007
1.e4 c5 2.Nf3 Nc6 3.Bb5 e6 4.Bxc6 bxc6 5.b3 d5 6.Nc3 Ba6 7.d3 Nf6 8.Bb2 Qa5
9.Qd2 c4 10.dxc4 dxc4 11.e5 Nd7 12.Ne4 Qxd2+ 13.Nfxd2
In the following Shirov game fire is on the board after Black's pawn sacrifice.
Alekseev,Evgeny (2661) - Shirov,A (2715) [C24]
Bundesliga 2006-7 Tegernsee GER (8), 03.02.2007
1.e4 e5 2.Bc4 Nf6 3.d3 c6 4.Nf3 d5 5.Bb3 Bd6 6.exd5 Nxd5 7.0-0 0-0
8.Re1 Bg4 9.h3 Bh5
Then comes a grim QGA, a game very representative of a tight, competitive team
match:
Bacrot,E (2705) - Khenkin,I (2611) [D22]
Bundesliga 2006-7 Tegernsee GER (8), 03.02.2007
1.d4 d5 2.c4 dxc4 3.Nf3 a6 4.e3 b5 5.a4 Bb7 6.b3 e6 7.bxc4 bxc4 8.Bxc4
Nf6 9.0-0 c5 10.Ba3 Nbd7 11.Nbd2 Be7 12.Qe2 cxd4 13.Bxe7 Qxe7 14.Nxd4 0-0 15.N4f3
Nc5 16.Rfc1 Rfd8
This week's puzzle
We take a look at ChessBase Magazine 115 and the puzzle awaits, a minimalist
effort from master composer Grigoriev.
White to play and draw
Entries on the puzzle to andrew@andrewmartinchessacademy.com before 20:00 GMT
on Wednesday.
Solution to last week's competition
Gaprindashvili,N - Servaty [B39]
1.e4 c5 2.Nf3 Nc6 3.d4 cxd4 4.Nxd4 g6 5.c4 Bg7 6.Be3 Nf6 7.Nc3 Ng4 8.Qxg4
Nxd4 9.Qd1 e5 10.Nb5 0-0 11.Be2!? Qh4 12.Nxd4 exd4 13.Bxd4 Qxe4 14.Bxg7 Qxg2
Solution: 15.Qd4!! A brilliant idea! 15...Qxh1+ 16.Kd2
Qxa1? Relatively best is 16...Qc6 but even here 17.Bxf8 Kxf8 18.Qh8+
Ke7 19.Re1 is very strong for White. Meanwhile 16...Qxh2 runs into 17.Bf3!!
idea Rh1 17...Re8 (17...d5 18.Bxf8 Kxf8 19.Re1±) 18.Rh1 Qc7 19.Bh8 Qa5+
20.Kd1. 17.Qf6!! with no defence to either Bh6 or Bh8. Nice!
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Andrew Martin, chess trainer and teacher
He is not some unknown in the world of chess. Andrew Martin was the star commentator
in the 2000 London match between Garry Kasparov and Vladimir Kramnik, and he
gained recent international fame and popularity with his live audio commentary
on Playchess.com during the FIDE world
championship in San Luis.
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Andrew Martin is 47 years old and lives in Sandhurst, England, with his wife
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