Humor in Chess

(1) Didukh,S - (=) Humor Tournament 1p Arnhem NED, 09.10.2005 1.Be6 [1.Bd6? Qc3 2.Re5 Qxe5 3.Bxe5 Rxe5 4.Rxh7+ Kg8 5.Rg7+ Kf8 6.Nxc5 Rd8 7.Nxd7+ Rxd7 8.Rxd7 Ke8 ] 1...dxe6 2.Bd6 Qc3 3.Nd4! Qxd4 [3...Qd3 4.Be5 Rxe2 5.Rxh7+ Kg8 6.Rg7+ Kf8 7.Bd6+ Ke8 8.Re7+ Kf8 (8...Kd8?? 9.Nc6+ Kc8 10.Rc7# ) ] 4.Re5 Qd3 5.Re4 Qc3 [5...Qxe4 6.Be5 f3 7.Rxg3+ Qxe5 8.Rg8+ Kxg8 stalemate] 6.Rd4 Qc2 7.Rd3 Qb2 8.Rc3 Qb1 9.Rc2 Qa1 10.Rb2 [10.Rc3? Ra7! ] 10...Qxb2 11.Be5 f3 [11...Rxe5 12.Rg8+ Kxg8= ; 11...Rf8 12.Rxh7+ Kg8 13.Rg7+= ] 12.Rxg3+ Rxe5 13.Rg8+ Rxg8 [13...Kxg8 stalemate.] *

(2) Kramnik,Vladimir (2807) - Topalov,Veselin (2743) [B82] Amber-blind 12th Monte Carlo (2), 16.03.2003 1.e4 c5 2.Nf3 e6 3.d4 cxd4 4.Nxd4 Nc6 5.Nc3 d6 6.Be3 Nf6 7.f4 a6 8.Qf3 Qc7 9.0-0-0 Bd7 10.Nb3 Rc8 11.Kb1 b5 12.Bd3 Nb4 13.g4 Bc6 14.g5 Nd7 15.Qf2 g6 16.Rhf1 Bg7 17.f5 Ne5 18.Bb6 Qd7 19.Be2 Qb7 20.Na5 Qb8 21.f6 Bf8 22.a3 Nxc2 23.Kxc2 Bxe4+ 24.Kb3 Ba8 25.Ba7 Qc7 26.Qb6 Qxb6 27.Bxb6 h6 28.Nxb5 Kd7 29.Bd4 Bd5+ 30.Ka4 axb5+ 31.Bxb5+ Bc6 32.Bxe5 Bxb5+ 33.Kxb5 Rc5+ 34.Kb6 Rxe5 35.Rc1 Rxa5 36.Rc7+ [36.Kxa5 d5 ] 36...Kd8 37.Rfc1 Rc5 [37...Ra8 38.Kb7 ; 37...d5 38.Kxa5 ] 38.R1xc5 dxc5 39.Kc6 1-0